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My Gramma’s Hand Towel

November 19, 2020

I wrote that title and it almost sounded like I was going to write, "My Gramma's Hand Maiden," nope, I meant "My Gramma's Hand Towel," nothing sexual here, move along. It's one of the many everyday items I saved after she died in January — foreshadowing what kind of year 2020 was going to be. Anyways, I put it aside, because, well, it still smelled of her in a way, smelled of the old house. And I … [Read more...] about My Gramma’s Hand Towel

Making Macaroni And Cheese With Beer Instead Of Milk?

June 24, 2020

kraft mac and cheese macaroni and cheese

After I wrote that headline, it doesn't actually seem that obscene, I mean cheese and beer, right — except for the fact that milk is supposed to add like a creaminess while beer would probably counteract with the cheese-packet powder like a science-project volcano eruption. Anyways! I'd been craving mac and cheese, so I started boiling the six cups of water — is it just me or does SIX CUPS of … [Read more...] about Making Macaroni And Cheese With Beer Instead Of Milk?

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Put Own Kids Up For Adoption

July 9, 2019

I was looking through some old emails and found this gem I wrote in 2009 when I was trying to get a job at The Onion. Pretty good if I do say so myself! "Afraid that a passion for adopting and rearing lots of children is fueling the psychosis of people like Octomom Nadya Suleman, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have decided to put their six children up for adoption. 'You try to do a good thing … [Read more...] about Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Put Own Kids Up For Adoption

“He Sees You When You’re Pooping…”

December 16, 2018

Last night we were listening to Christmas music and during "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" my boyfriend said, "Isn't this song a little creepy? Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...is Santa some kind of stalker or something?" And then this morning my friend Liza posted this Santa toilet seat cover on Facebook with the caption, "This is fucking terrifying Amazon." … [Read more...] about “He Sees You When You’re Pooping…”

Undercover Beach Ball Blow-Up: PART 2

June 22, 2018

Look at the dude behind me holding the beach ball! The Chronicles Of The Undercover Beach Ball Blow-Up continues! We went to the Dodger game, and I snapped this selfie with this beach ball ninja and his lady-person as she was snapping a selfie with his snuck-in secret inflatable. But enough about beach balls at baseball games! Do you know how the Dodgers got their name? In the early 1900s, … [Read more...] about Undercover Beach Ball Blow-Up: PART 2

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