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Making Time For “Real” Writing

January 5, 2012

I have been away again! Because blogging on here gets so frickin addicting, and I’ll sit and do it all day and not concentrate on the writing that will more immediately bring me dollars to my pocketless pants โ€” wait, and I’m not wearing a bra, underwear or shoes at the moment either, shit where am I gonna put the dollars?!?!?!

Moving on. Oh, I went to the Rose Bowl. University of Wisconsin-Madison, my alma mater, played. And lost. But damn, it was a good game and I had this hot dog thing afterwards, drunk in the dark in the parking lot, this Latina lady asked what I wanted on it and I told her to just do it up, and she smothered this white cream stuff on it and I’m still wondering what it was… leaving that dirty thought in your head for now, more later.

(P.S. But seriously, do you think it was mayonnaise maybe, like they do for elotes?!?! Man, that shit was good.)

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