I was waiting to cross Sunset Boulevard, on my way to the money order place, because I got my first parking ticket in LA ($68 for streetcleaning!!!) using someone else's car. Bark on my head! — as I used to say as a pre-teen, don't ask me why. I even painted a dog's head and mouth on the top of my bedroom's doorway so when you passed under it, it looked like a dog was actually barking on your … [Read more...] about Gotta Have Faith. Unless She’s a Stripper Sleeping With Your Husband.
“OMG, DON’T JUMP!”
I believe I actually did yell that at the cat. … [Read more...] about “OMG, DON’T JUMP!”
Would You Attack Me If I Was Wearing This Hoodie?
Introducing, the Anti-Hoodie. An attacker won't be able to tell your gender or race and will be totally scared away by the scary face with very sharp teeth. (Note: Eye holes not included. By BAPE.) … [Read more...] about Would You Attack Me If I Was Wearing This Hoodie?
Sour-Liquid Tampon Drops
I posted this Instagram photo to my Facebook and wrote: "Are sour liquid drops really up there with tampons when it comes to bathroom vending necessities?" The first comment was from my sister's friend Brent who said: "Sure...one stops liquid drops and the other provides liquid drops." To which I replied: "Maybe they're for when ladies get that 'not so fresh' feeling." … [Read more...] about Sour-Liquid Tampon Drops
