My first Christmas away from home produced some radical stocking stuffers. Haven't decided whether I'm actually going to use them to make a cocktail, or else make them pajamas and sleep with them at night. … [Read more...] about Leninade and Chambord
I hope you don't claim ignorance, I simply won't believe you. You had to have known about my dinosaur-eating-jesus-fish post beforehand. Or perhaps it was some Divine Intervention that brought you to me. Welcome. I posted on my Facebook recently: "So if I roll out my new Timeline will there be dinosaurs?!" I can only hope. Leahdactyls will be plaguing the blogosphere, soon. Very soon. … [Read more...] about To Whoever Found My Blog By Searching “Dinosaur Eating Jesus Fish,” I Implore You
I was taking Girl Dog Named Jack for a walk today and joked to her owner (over text) that she was "Jackee from 223" (unfortunately they don't live in 227— remember the TV show "227"?!). So I let her lead the way, which unfortunately included some pretty glass-spanked sidewalks in Hollywood, and we came upon this payphone. It's rusted, its receiver has been ripped off. It's useless. Not that … [Read more...] about This Decrepit Payphone is Pretty Symbolic
(Photo by Fred Burkhart) I remember an old car I had, the trunk was filled to the brim, I can't remember much what was in it, but I remember there was a huge stack of pages that Lee Groban had given me. Light purple and white pages. Typed text — typed on a typewriter. Lee was a poet, best known for his work "A Cure for Insomnia," coined as the longest poem ever written, which totaled over 5,000 … [Read more...] about RIP Lee Groban, Great Artist. Some Film Clips of His For Your Viewing Pleasure.
Have you been a NAUGHTY Santa... ...or a NICE Santa...? I'm supposed to be going to that Human Santapede comedy show tonight, but LA is the Land O' Flakes, so you never know what's going to happen until the last minute. I saw the drawing above on the ground, I don't know if some coloring-book-toting kid dropped it or if someone purposely pasted it there. It's shore purty though... … [Read more...] about Dear Santa, Have You Been Naughty or Nice?