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7-11 Crocs… This Is Not A Joke.

January 19, 2023

All I can think about is wearing these into a 7-11, and then proceeding to pour scalding hot coffee all over my feet. Lawsuit, anyone? My defense: “It wasn’t on purpose, I obviously LOVE 7-11, look โ€” I’m wearing their Crocs!”

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