He looks like a poster child for Metamucil. “Herman Cain—He Will Cure This Nation of Constipation.” I’m gonna start calling him HerMetamucil Cain.
By the way, I hate to say this, but his website is pretty good. But I do think that all political candidates should have a “Let’s Get This Out of The Way” section (maybe just innocently titled “Miscellaneous”) — where they basically disclose anything that will inevitably come out that will cause their campaign to tumble like a game of Jenga — so then they can own it when it comes up. Cain could have pics of all his mistresses, blog about the times he allegedly sexually harassed someone, and he can also talk about pizza. Now who wouldn’t vote for a guy who blogs about pizza?!
Oh wait, that website picture is now beginning to make sense… too much cheese makes you constipated, duh.
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