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Dear Santa, Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

December 17, 2011

Have you been a NAUGHTY Santa…

…or a NICE Santa…?

I’m supposed to be going to that Human Santapede comedy show tonight, but LA is the Land O’ Flakes, so you never know what’s going to happen until the last minute. I saw the drawing above on the ground, I don’t know if some coloring-book-toting kid dropped it or if someone purposely pasted it there. It’s shore purty though…

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