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Goodbye Snowboard

October 15, 2011

I traded $150 worth of party favors for you in college, never used you, but I will never forget the good times I had paying you off. You now belong to cool awesome cat-grooming awesome snowboarding girl in the suburbs. Who will maybe invite me along to play on some slippery slopes sometime. Goodbye snowboard, I love you.

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