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“He Sees You When You’re Pooping…”

December 16, 2018

Last night we were listening to Christmas music and during “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town” my boyfriend said, “Isn’t this song a little creepy? Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…is Santa some kind of stalker or something?” And then this morning my friend Liza posted this Santa toilet seat cover on Facebook with the caption, “This is fucking terrifying Amazon.” Apparently, Santa also sees you when you’re pooping, and knows how well you’ve wiped.

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