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How Many Women Have Seen Newt Nude?

December 13, 2011

And I’m not talking about his wives, his mummy, babysitters he had when he was a kid, or any girlfriends that he may have had before he got married โ€” I’m talking about women he’s banged while married (oh wait, his current wife is one of those). If he and his wife/wives have an agreement, that’s fine. I’m not judging here, well maybe I am, because he has put himself in the position of questioning other people’s morality when it comes to sex… wait, why do so-called “moral” conservatives want this wife-cheating guy in the White House again?

And they think that a “fidelity pledge” is going to do the trick? That would be like asking him to vow to go vegan โ€” you know that dude eats a big fat steak at least twice a day, he probably sprinkles foie gras on his frosted flakes. Foie gras that he probably bought with food stamps, which he has condemned. Remember, this guy is a hypocrite. While he was rallying for the impeachment of Bill Clinton, he himself was allegedly having an affair.

In other news, instead of seeing Newt nude, I’d prefer to see him dressed in all plaid sometime so I can call him Newt Gingham-rich.

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