I Could Never Work at the Gap

Simply because I suck at folding. Your Honors, I submit into evidence, two identical lengths of fabric (that are now curtains):

While I’m on the whole submitting evidence/courtroom tip, you know how Ice-T is on Law and Order? I was leafing through Fuck You Heroes by photographer Glen E. Friedman recently, and I forgot how fly Ice-T was back in the day, not that he’s not a badass now or something. And I guess Friedman has a blog now that he regularly updates, it’s purty cool.