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Introducing: The Star Wars Tusken Raider Fire Hydrant

February 21, 2012

I saw this little guy in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Tatooine — oops, I mean Eagle Rock. Funny because I saw it as I was walking around, waiting to go babysit, having gotten there early, and it was right near the Rose Bowl Motel where I’d stayed a couple nights the week before. The Tusken Raiders, who live on the planet Tatooine, are a warrior nomadic race. I am quite the nomad currently. I’m working on the warrior part. Since I just saw a girl get her purse snatched, I should arm myself. I think this rifle will do. Stay tuned.

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