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Life, Death, and Pea Soup

October 12, 2011


Gram: What’s in that container?
Me: Pea soup.
Gram: Is it still good?
Me: Hm, I don’t know.
Gram: Well, I’ll eat it, and if I die — well, it’s almost my time to go anyway!

[UPDATE: I added this last line in, what do you think? Funnier? Less funny? The same funny?]

Gram: What’s in that container?
Me: Pea soup.
Gram: Is it still good?
Me: Hm, I don’t know.
Gram: Well, I’ll eat it, and if I die — well, it’s almost my time to go anyway!
Me: But is that what you really want for your last meal, suspect pea soup?

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  1. NobodyButMe says

    October 15, 2011 at 1:58 am

    I think a very intelligent and beautiful person also said the same thing so I'm voting "better".

    Reply
  2. **** says

    October 17, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    I "like" this comment… I also bet you would make some purty yummy pea soup…!!

    Reply

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