Gram: What’s in that container?
Me: Pea soup.
Gram: Is it still good?
Me: Hm, I don’t know.
Gram: Well, I’ll eat it, and if I die — well, it’s almost my time to go anyway!
[UPDATE: I added this last line in, what do you think? Funnier? Less funny? The same funny?]
Gram: What’s in that container?
Me: Pea soup.
Gram: Is it still good?
Me: Hm, I don’t know.
Gram: Well, I’ll eat it, and if I die — well, it’s almost my time to go anyway!
Me: But is that what you really want for your last meal, suspect pea soup?
I think a very intelligent and beautiful person also said the same thing so I'm voting "better".
I "like" this comment… I also bet you would make some purty yummy pea soup…!!