Last night we were listening to Christmas music and during "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" my boyfriend said, "Isn't this song a little creepy? Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...is Santa some kind of stalker or something?" And then this morning my friend Liza posted this Santa toilet seat cover on Facebook with the caption, "This is fucking terrifying Amazon." … [Read more...] about “He Sees You When You’re Pooping…”