So I rented “Jennifer’s Body” one of the raddest horror films of all time, the name riffs off the Hole song, it’s written by Diablo Cody, and also directed by a woman, Karyn Kusama — one notable quote is when Megan Fox gets stabbed and moans, “Do you have a tampon…?”
So anyways, I had taken a photo of the toenails of this little boy I babysit for, and as I was watching the film later that night, noticed that Fox’s fingernail paintjob was like…the same?! I hope this little boy isn’t a demon. I know he’s not, he’s actually the perfect angel, and fun as hell, we spent a whole day with a dialogue that went something like this:
Boy: I’m sleepwalking…now I’m sleeptickling you…
Me: I’m sleepdrooling…
Boy: I’m sleepkaratechopping…
Me: I’m sleepdancing…
Boy: I’m sleepfarting…
Me: I’m sleeprunningaway…
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