The Joy of Random Googling, Part 1: “Cheeseburger Tattoo Stomach”

So the other day I was thinking about how my burger binge was making my stomach rather meaty, and that it would be funny to get a hamburger or cheeseburger tattoo on your stomach — and was thinking that someone in the world must have one, right? So I Googled “cheeseburger tattoo stomach” and haphazardly happened upon a clip interviewing Daily Show writers about how to write for the Daily Show. Holla! (I didn’t find any cheeseburger stomach tattoos. By the way, the featured cheeseburger tat is owned by Helen Haskoor.)

And then a couple days later I was Googling the phrase “crane your neck” because I thought that’s what the exact wording was for expression, but wasn’t 100 percent sure (yes, I call myself a journalist) — and then found this frickin’ rockin’ YouTube video of this song ” Crane Your Neck” by performer Lady Lamb the Beekeeper.

Whew, what a week in the Age of Internet. To be continued.