I’m sitting at a 24-hour diner and this girl clomped by in high heels and a shirt that buttons up the back, and — along with thinking about how difficult it’s gonna be to take that shirt off later — I started thinking about high heels and decided to Google “crazy high heels.” I found this ebay item page for “Iron Fist Zombie Stomper Green Platform Heel Size 7 Wide.”
You’re welcome.
I used to sell these [brand] through Amazon when I had that associates store…