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The Joy of Random Googling, Part 2: “Crazy High Heels”

October 9, 2011

I’m sitting at a 24-hour diner and this girl clomped by in high heels and a shirt that buttons up the back, and — along with thinking about how difficult it’s gonna be to take that shirt off later — I started thinking about high heels and decided to Google “crazy high heels.” I found this ebay item page for “Iron Fist Zombie Stomper Green Platform Heel Size 7 Wide.”

You’re welcome.

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  1. iSapien 1956672 says

    October 9, 2011 at 10:24 am

    I used to sell these [brand] through Amazon when I had that associates store…

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