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The Pinnacle of Child Safety Contraptions

January 24, 2012

I was psyched that the Beverly Center bathrooms had these handy contraptions so that I could safely secure my baby while I used the facilities. If I lost my baby — if she crawled out underneath the door while I was dropping a deuce, and someone scooped her up — I would just die.


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  1. iSapien 1956672 says

    January 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    awwwwwe, it did hold your little baby, too.

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