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Three Things I Learned From the Film “The Human Centipede”

November 23, 2011

1) Learn how to change a tire

2) If I’m ever drugged and tied up as one of three people who are about to be surgically attached mouth to butt, and I have the chance to escape, DO IT. Don’t go back for my unconscious friend — go back through the woods, find a non-insane neighbor who will call the police, because scary surgeon guy probably won’t be able to find a third person to complete his mad vision before I end up rambling into some stranger’s home all freaked and bloody, even though I don’t speak German.

3) The film “The Human Centipede” should’ve been called “The Human Centipoode.”

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  1. iSapien 1956672 says

    November 26, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    or Shitipede

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  2. **** says

    November 27, 2011 at 2:19 am

    Yes, or "The Human Shitipede."

    Reply
  3. Year Xero says

    December 2, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Even the South Park parody of this was terrible!

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