1) Learn how to change a tire
2) If I’m ever drugged and tied up as one of three people who are about to be surgically attached mouth to butt, and I have the chance to escape, DO IT. Don’t go back for my unconscious friend — go back through the woods, find a non-insane neighbor who will call the police, because scary surgeon guy probably won’t be able to find a third person to complete his mad vision before I end up rambling into some stranger’s home all freaked and bloody, even though I don’t speak German.
3) The film “The Human Centipede” should’ve been called “The Human Centipoode.”
iSapien 1956672 says
Yes, or "The Human Shitipede."
Year Xero says
Even the South Park parody of this was terrible!