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To All Tupperware Lovers Out There, With Love

October 7, 2011

When I googled “to tup” one definition read “to have carnal knowledge of a woman,” while another cited that it meant to copulate with a ewe. But I have much better definitions for the betterment of the English language.

“To tup”:

1. to hold Tupperware parties with pride
2. to excitedly attend Tupperware parties
3. to overzealously store non-food items in Tupperware.

Try it today! (Ex. “Where did Connie go tonight? She gone tuppin’!”)

Oh, and here are some possible alternative definitions:

1. to collect way too many Tupperware containers in a way that inspires a new spin-off of Hoarders, “Hoarding: Buried Alive in Tupperware.”
2. To donate pieces of Tupperware to places like thrift stores, even though you know they don’t have lids and should throw that shit out already.

โ€”

UPDATE: A friend of mine has suggested that this license plate was intended to read “I LOVE TO TEE UP.” This, as we all know, is a *ridiculous* observation, but I am an open-minded individual and like to encourage different opinions and points of view on Planet Leah, so I am making a mention of it. (Isn’t it much more fun to imagine the trunk of that car packed with Tupperware instead of golf clubs?!) By the way, I used to caddy but really sucked at it cause I needed glasses at the time, and as most of you you know that’s pretty much the main duty of a caddy โ€” to watch the ball โ€” in addition to carrying the bag of course. And looking the other way when your golfer kicks the ball or pees in the water.

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  1. iSapien 1956672 says

    October 8, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    I moar in awe that they shop at Capitol Ford.

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  2. iSapien 1956672 says

    October 9, 2011 at 12:04 am

    …or may even a skate betty who love Tim Upson. http://policeinformer.blogspot.com/2008/07/tim-upson.html

    Reply
  3. LEAH P, INC says

    October 9, 2011 at 12:36 am

    I love to Tim Upson? Probably didn't have room for "do"… I love to… toke upside-down? Ha ha…

    Reply

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