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To Whoever Found My Blog By Searching “Dinosaur Eating Jesus Fish,” I Implore You

December 21, 2011

I hope you don’t claim ignorance, I simply won’t believe you. You had to have known about my dinosaur-eating-jesus-fish post beforehand. Or perhaps it was some Divine Intervention that brought you to me. Welcome.

I posted on my Facebook recently: “So if I roll out my new Timeline will there be dinosaurs?!” I can only hope. Leahdactyls will be plaguing the blogosphere, soon. Very soon. (Pterodactyl noise below.)

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