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What Could CGC Possibly Stand For? Let’s Explore.

September 20, 2011

Okay, so CDC stands for the Centers for Disease Control, so CGC must be… Centers for Gravy Control? Chilled Gravy Cocktail? Mmm, gravy. Ha ha, I found this funny passage from a gravy-lovers Facebook page:

“Gravy. A food or a beverage? We don’t really care. We don’t want a drizzle. We don’t want a spoonful. We don’t want a cup. WE WANT A BOWL OR A BUCKET! Turkey? Gravy. Stuffing? Gravy. … Ice cream? Gravy. Lifesavers? Only if they are gravy flavored.”

Ha ha, Gravy Savers? The perfect garnish for your Chilled Gravy Cocktail. Gravy mixed with moonshine. And bottled with the tagline, “It’s gravy.” Okay, I will stop now, good night.

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